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15 TV Show Board Games of the 1970s

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In the 1970s, no television show was off-limits for merchandising; whether it was Grizzly Adams or Charlie’s Angels, if it was on TV you could be guaranteed it’d find its way to a lunch box, coloring books, jigsaw puzzle, Halloween costume, or any number of products marketed squarely at kids.  What’s funny is that many of these shows weren’t at all aimed at kids (i.e. Columbo, All in the Family, Baretta), yet they still got heavy merchandising in the toy department. Let’s have a look specifically at board games from TV shows – some are clearly children’s programs, some not so much….

1. WELCOME BACK, KOTTER: THE UP YOUR NOSE WITH A RUBBER HOSE GAME (1976)

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OBJECTIVE: Be the first player to complete the expression “up your nose with a rubber hose”. Each player in the game assumes the identity of one of the Sweathogs in Mr. Kotter’s class. By moving to the front desk of each row, a player collects six word cards that complete the expression.

Suffice it to say, catch-phrases were huge in the 70s.

2. KOJAK: THE STAKE OUT DETECTIVE GAME (1975)

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Look at these little kids having a gay old time playing Kojak!  They should be playing the new H.R. Pufnstuf board game, but instead their playing one based on dad’s favorite gritty cop drama. Who loves ya baby?

3. THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN: BIONIC CRISIS (1975)

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There were a few Six Million Dollar Man games back in the seventies.  This one was similar to Battleship, where you have to guess which holes get a peg and you try to complete a circuit.  Pretty awful to play, but it was the $6M Man, so for seventies kids, it was great fun.

 

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4. STARSKY & HUTCH DETECTIVE GAME (1977)

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Starsky & Hutch, like Kojak, wasn’t remotely for kids, yet it inexplicably was merchandised like crazy to children.  Go back and watch an old episode; it’s striking how adult-oriented the show was – which is hard to reconcile with the number of grade-school boys with Starsky & Hutch lunchboxes, coloring books, and whatnot.

 

5. THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY GAME (1971)

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Straightforward roll & move game with cards for penalties and bonuses; examples: (1) Danny’s Get Rich Quick scheme fails: Go back two spaces, (2) Lori meets favorite star at gig: Jump ahead 3 spaces, (3) Family Bus breaks down: Lose next turn.

I don’t think I’m going out on a limb to say that Keith Partridge/ David Cassidy was for a few short years, the most marketed teen heart-throb in history.  I can’t think of another name that received such a tidal wave of merchandising.  Lief Garrett, Donny Osmond, brother Shaun Cassidy, John Travolta – none found their face plastered on so many products.

6. CHARLIE’S ANGELS (1977)

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I actually still own this game.  I was going to scan the contents, but the cards and game pieces are so unbelievably dull, I decided against it.  No thought whatsoever was put into this game design; but relying on the Charlie’s Angels brand was all that was needed to wind up in homes across the country.

 

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Once Farrah left, they had to do some quick redesign, replacing Jill with Kris.

From the box:

Kelly, Sabrina, and Kris make up the team of Charlie’s Angels. Charlie’s phone calls give this beautiful squad of crime busters the information needed to capture the target villain. They work as a team, each using her special talents to apprehend the culprit.

7. FANTASY ISLAND (1978)

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From the box:

Welcome to Fantasy Island! Want to be a Star Ship Captain or a Fashion Model? Maybe a Millionaire? These are just three of the twelve terrific fantasies you can try for. Mr. Roarke and Tattoo will be your hosts…but look out…they’ve got surprises planned. You may set out for Adventure Valley but wind up on Misfortune Mountain! You can be sure you’ll visit all of the island as you race to collect kisses, money and adventure awards you’ll need to make it to the main house and become the winner. It’s a fantasy come true!

8. SPACE:1999 (1976)

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1970s kids like me were excited for what the year 1999 would bring: spaceships, aliens, space exploration…. NOT.  It’s a bit of a buzzkill when you look at how overly optimistic we were.  See 16 Tragic Science Fiction Calendar Miscalculations

9. THE ALL IN THE FAMILY GAME (1972)

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From the box:

“Is There a Little Bit of Archie In All Of Us?”

This is a great person to person game for young and old. The generation-gap may show up, as “loaded” questions are asked by the “M.C.” and players write their opinions in response. No names are given when the responses (some serious — some humorous) are read off.

The object — match up the response to the person you think most likely to have said it. Oh yes! — Archie’s (or Edith’s) response is put in by the M.C. and you can also score if you guess what he said. You will find some players are so much like Archie (or Edith) that you can’t tell the difference.

Clever or unexpected responses often throw the party into peals of laughter. Animated conversation and real insight into what people are really like results from this hilarious and stimulating ALL IN THE FAMILY game.

10. HAPPY DAYS (1976)

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From the box:

“Heey! It’s the Fonz! Can you dig his brand-new game? It’s all about being cool and scoring points for it. When you accumulate enough points on Arnold’s juke box, you win the game.

See, It’s like spendin’ time with the Fonz – you go on dates, challenge other players to drag races, or maybe just cruise down to Arnold’s. But beware, you can lose cool points as easily as you gain them. Hey, Nerd, don’t get caught hangin’ out at home. That would be uncool!”

Happy Days Fonzie’s Real Cool Game is based on the hit 1974-1984 TV show of the same name, the Fonz is hangin’ out at your house. Show him how cool you really are by being the first player to collect 16 cool points and light up Arnold’s juke box.

11. MORK & MINDY (1979)

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From the box:

Meet Mork. He’s from Ork, and he’s come to Earth to learn all he can about our planet. To win the hearts of Earthlings everywhere, Mork has brought along this crazy Orkan game. In it, you and your opponents move around a special Orkan board doing such out-of-this world things as “splinking” and “grebbling up.” All the while, you’ll be trying to win coins called Grebbles. But don’t panic. Mork and his Earthling friend Mindy will be there to help. So shake hands Orkan style, and begin!

12. SCOOBY DOO GAME: WHERE ARE YOU! (1973)

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You can tell the usual Hanna Barbera artists weren’t behind the cover of this board game.

 

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It was a pretty simple game: just spin the wheel and draw your cards, and be the first to get Scooby’s treasure.

13. BIONIC WOMAN (1976)

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From the box:

Jaime Sommers, The Bionic Woman, is about to go on assignment and needs your help. Assist her through perilous adventures, including the Top Secret Assignment, and you may win the game. THE BIONIC WOMAN is an intriguing game for up to four children aged 7 through 12. With a combination of luck and strategy each player tries to move through as many assignments as possible. Accumulating points along the way Steve Austin may add a surprise assist at any time, and there’s always the Special Assignments and the final Top Secret Assignment to work toward. The action is fast-paced and full of suspense. Players race around the board, accumulating points by completing assignments. But there’s always the chance that an error in judgment will result in a loss, making the final outcome a surprise until the last minute.

14. COLUMBO DETECTIVE GAME (1973)

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Milton Bradley and Parker Brothers would often just take a previous game and reboot it with a TV show theme.  For instance, the Columbo game was previously a game called “WHY?”.  The game play remained unchanged, but now with a Columbo brand.

15. APPLE’S WAY (1974)

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“From the popular TV show”… so popular it only lasted a season.  The show was about a family that escapes the rat race of big city life and goes “back to the basics” moving to the country and operating a grist mill.  Starred Ronny Cox, right after his role in Deliverance.  Quite an odd choice of a board game… but, as I said, anything on the boob tube was fair game in the 1970s.

  • njguy54

    I have to say I don’t remember any of these games (though I do remember the shows). In the time before video games, themed board games were a big deal, and most anyone who grew up in the 70s will recall getting one or more every birthday or Christmas.

  • Rob

    I had the Happy Days and Scooby Doo game! Funny to see an Apple’s Way game, they really tried to market that show to kids. I remember an unfortunate fellow 2nd grader had an Apple’s Way lunchbox.

    • Ellis Tomago

      A collector’s item for sure! Could that be . . . The Lamest Lunchbox Of All Time??

  • Michael Laughlin

    The Scooby Do game should include Daphne getting kidnapped.

  • timdub70

    The Scooby-Doo game had a “JS” where “MB” should be. After some searching I found out the “JS” stands for John Sands, who distributed Milton Bradley games in Australia. The John Sands company today makes greeting cards and is a subsidiary of American Greetings.

  • Daniel Longcore

    I only heard about Apple’s Way being referenced in a Mad magazine article until I found out it was a real TV show. I suppose it was a little before my time, I guess.

    • timdub70

      Apple’s Way was made by Lorimar, which already put out The Waltons at that time. Apple’s Way was evidently a version of The Waltons set in the 70s.

  • John Martin

    No SWAT or Emergency?

  • Steve Mills

    They don’t even show Columbo’s face. Funny.

  • bOb Dobbs

    Lets have some love for the Parker Brothers

  • Dave Handerson

    The All In The Family game sounds like a precursor to Cards Against Humanity…

  • Nothinglikethesun47

    Tarantino basically forced Travolta to play the Welcome Back Kotter Game with him when they first met. So bizarre.