10 Wonderfully Obnoxious Metal Album Covers Of The 80s

AS someone who spent the better part of high school drawing Iron Maiden’s Eddie on my folders, I can appreciate the importance of the metal album cover.  Heavy metal had reached its high water mark in the 1980s, and there was no shortage of creative, insane, and godawful album covers hitting the shelves of the record store.  Sabbath’s debut was wicked yet subtle just a decade earlier; by the 1980s things had gotten…. shall we say, “less nuanced”?

Here’s a look at some of these 80s metal covers, in all their obnoxious glory.


Destruction – Release from Agony (1987)


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It may be the 80s, but this is as far from skinny ties and Paula Abdul as you get.  Look at this cover and you can almost understand why hair metal got to be so popular – you can only revel in the muck of your own misery for so long.  Even metalheads need a little levity.


Toxik – Think This (1989)


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I’m sure this is commentary on the brainwashing of the masses via television.  However, I’m looking at what’s on and it doesn’t look half bad: an action movie (hell yes), a big ass hamburger (yum), a beer commercial (I’m thirsty already), a naked chick (no problem there), and what looks to be real news (as opposed to the fluff we have today).  I’m sorry Toxik, but I think I’ll pull a chair up and join the herd!



Helloween – Keeper of the Seven Keys – Part 1 (1987)


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I do appreciate how metal in the 70s and 80s was unafraid to take a walk with Tolkien from time to time, even though it could compromise your metal cred. Indeed, Led Zep is often disavowed by metalheads due to their tendency to forsake the Hammer of the Gods in favor of Music for the Maypole.  Kiss’ venture into fantasy (The Elder LP) was actually damn good music, but almost universally hated.  The trick was to do it with the right amount of screeching vocals and thundering guitars; just ask Maiden.



Metal MC – Born to Party (1988)


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He looks absolutely retarded, but in defense of Metal MC, the metal-rap thingy was fairly new in ’88.  Run DMC had done the Aerosmith shtick in ’86 and the Beastie Boys had gotten huge that same year by combining heavy guitars and hip-hop.  But by the end of the 1990s rap-metal (aka Nu-Metal) had worn out its welcome – to the point that a Limp Bizkit song seems absolutely cringeworthy today.



Mortal Sin – Mayhemic Destruction (1987)


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My understanding is that this is a good album, in the vein of Metallica’s Kill ‘Em All.  However, there’s a couple problems.  First, “mayhemic” is not a word… and as a made up word, it’s a terrible one.  Second, that demon is presumably delivering destruction to the city with his hands, but it looks like he’s playing with himself.  Maiden’s Eddie is an excellent mascot for a metal band…. Mortal Sin’s giant winged masturbating demon – not so much.



Aaronsrod – Illusions Kill (1986)


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No disrespect to Aaronsrod, but this is a terrible cover.  From left to right: (1) a very un-metal belly laugh, (2) generic lead-singer grimace, (3) posing as if cupping someone’s balls whilst crying, (4) tasting a booger, and (5) suppressing vomit.  Metal Fail Level 11.



 Liege Lord – Burn to My Touch (1986)


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This would have been perfect airbrushed onto the side of a 1970s custom van. I picture the interior completely covered in thick burnt-orange shag, with many a well-smoked roach buried in its fibers. You would never let your daughter enter this sort of van – bad things happen within.


New York Metal – 84 (1984)


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This is a compilation record.  I include it only because there is a man wearing what looks to be a diaper on the cover. I know spandex was big in the Los Angeles music scene and leather was big with the British metal bands…. I can only assume disposable diapers were big in New York.

And speaking of unfortunate attire…



Raven – The Pack is Back (1986)


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Was it laundry day at the Raven household?  Part professional wrestler, part disco queen – the only word that adequately describes the Raven wardrobe is “unfortunate”.



Mama’s Boys – Power and Passion (1985)


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I’m not sure I understand what’s going on here, but I don’t think it matters.  There’s a hot chick splayed out on a very metal throne.  Unlike the giant winged masturbating demon, this cover more than fulfils its quota from The 6 Requirements of Metal Album Covers.  Not familiar with them?  Check out Your Guidebook to Creating a Proper Heavy Metal Album Cover, and may the metal be with you.

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