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Mini Skirt Monday #7: Prom Queens Wear Minis

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In the late Sixties to early Seventies, the mini skirt was a highly popular fashion – but for the in-crowd it was compulsory attire.  No self-respecting Homecoming or Prom Queen would dare to be seen without one – and the shorter the better.  Here’s a look at the popular girls of 45+  years ago in their uniform of choice – the mini skirt.


prom queen 2Photographic proof that the girl with the shortest skirt always wins.  The poor girl on the right can only look on with envy written across her face.


8-5-2014 4-33-34 PMOnce upon a time, it didn’t matter the temperature – mini skirts were both winter and summer fashions.  Certainly, if you wanted to earn your place atop the popularity ladder, a little frostbite was a small price to pay.

11-8-2013 12-13-45 PMThe smiles and laughter of the girls on the left and right of the winner betray their thoughts.  At left: “It should be me with the biggest goblet!” and at right:  “It should be me on that wicker throne!”


prom queen 3The key is to look as unenthused as humanly possible.  You may be brimming with vainglory; nevertheless, it’s imperative to sit there in your miniskirt appearing bored by the fanfair.  It also helps if you’re riding on a giant paper mache skunk.


cheers for the miniAs much as I’d love to join in the celebration, Brian DePalma and Carrie have ruined these kinds of photos forever for me. There is no way to UnCarrie these images.


homecoming miniskirtOne girl gets to be Queen for a day, while the two runner-ups get to be milk-maids from a Bavarian porno for a day.  I’d say that’s fair.



Of the five Homecoming Queen nominees, who will be declared winner is all a matter of color – it’s simply an issue of black versus white.

……I’m talking about go-go boots.  What did you think I meant?


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They haven’t announced the winner yet, but my money is on the Swedish exchange student.  Care to make a wager?



Looks like two nominees didn’t get the memo.  This is 1971, ladies –  pants are a Level 5 Uniform Infraction.  Disqualified!


queen The Prom Queen at the top was gracious in her acceptance speech; however, her inner thoughts went something like this: “These girls that sit before me are like leftovers for back alley mongrels.  I alone sit upon the high seat, to which all others must kneel.”


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This is what happens when miniskirts lose.  The flanking ladies maintain their composure; meanwhile, the boys can’t hide their abject horror and confusion.  Please don’t let something like this happen at your school.


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At left: The flowers get smaller and more wilted the higher up the steps you go.  You can’t see her in this photograph, but there’s a girl at the very top holding nothing but a broken stick.


court of minis

The Freshman (front, right) looks as she should, like a deer in headlights.  Meanwhile, the Sophomore (front, left) and Junior (back, right) are full of hope and promise that they too could one day sit upon The Throne of Absolute Popularity.  And then there’s the Senior (back, left) whose expression says it all: her dreams have been forever dashed by that perky little bitch who won.  Damn her to hell!


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homecoming queensA notice to all Homecoming Queens: Whether your partnered Homecoming King is King Nerd or King Hippie, you’ve got to maintain the dignity of your station atop the popularity scale.  There will be a time for hateful slander; be patient.  For now, just smile and look good in your miniskirt.

  • SkeptiGal

    I so wish miniskirts were acceptable attire again for women of all ages. I grew up at a time when girls and teens wore them, but so did moms and women in the workplace. Now they are strictly for girls and teens. If a woman over 21 wears a miniskirt, it’s considered slutty or unacceptable for work. And the worst part now is that the shoes and sandals of today are so far superior to what we had back then. There are so many choices of footwear to go with minis now, but alas, not to be. I mean those shoes sucked (though the boots were cool). Have you taken a close look,at some of the shoes the girls wore- either Mary Janes (ugh) or lace up Oxfords (eeewww)? You need to devote an article to them, cuz they were awful! Looked terrible with the skirts plus they hurt the feet. Of course I doubt you’ve noticed their feet…too busy looking at their legs! Ha ha…