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8 Highly Suggestive Vintage Ads

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“Skip the booze, the grass, the soft music…”

In other words – you no longer have to get a girl wasted to have sex with her.  Just let Bawawa clothing cloud her judgement for you.

 

 

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“Two fingers is all it takes”

Hmmmm….. I think I’m going to refrain from commenting on this one, and move right along…

 

 

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That water looks a bit nipply to me.

 

 

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What a dirty mind you have. It’s just an innocent picture of a guy squirting something, ah,… into, ah,… never mind.

 

 

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Perhaps, “Funk me all over” would’ve been a better slogan, but the point is still made.  Blank cassette tapes make beautiful models hot and bothered.

 

 

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Yep.  I’m sure you’re thinking exactly what I’m thinking.  So, nothing needs to be said here.  Next…

 

 

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I guess we are to assume he is their volleyball coach and is getting his girls wasted on tequila.  I would expect a drunken beach orgy in his future, but I think his shorts are way to ball-achingly constrictive for that kind of activity.

 

 

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This is my favorite of them all.  “Have a ball”…. really? She’s holding two ball shaped objects in her left hand, and also carries a long phallus under her arm. AND she has a quart of heavy cream!  Madison Avenue amazes me with their relentless innuendo. Well played “After Six”. Don Draper would be proud.

  • SkeptiGal

    Ad #1: I say “bow-wow-wow”

    Dingo ad: way too much weed- that explains it all!

    Cuervo- whose bust is loose?

  • JoeyBagels

    That After Six ad is so blatant. The guys who came up with that must have been coked up…

  • Liz Cooper

    The “Two Fingers” lady has arms that are so skinny, they look like fingers!

    And “Bawawa”? Really? Somebody thought that was a catchy name?

  • Stumpy19752002

    Kudos to the “After Six” advertising team. All missed the fact that he is holding a folded newspaper – suggestive ?? ….