A dead whale. A dead, stinking, rotting whale.
So what’s the best way to get rid? Cut it up and feed it to the sea? Don’t be stupid. That would take far too long. And besides, that’s positively unAmerican.
The best way to dispose of a stinking cadaver is to pack it with dynamite and blow the thing to kingdom come!
What could possibly go wrong? Well, watch this video and find out.