Girls on Chairs: 25 Vintage Album Covers of Sexy Seated Sirens of Song

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Let’s be honest – it’s not the most creative concept for an album cover.  Just have the female artist or some model just sit down on a chair… that’s it.  Still, when you pull from the far corners of the vintage vinyl landscape, you can wind up with a good, interesting variety of sexy seated sirens of song.  Let’s have a look at 25 examples of (mostly) obscurities from around the world.  Have a seat, and enjoy…

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(1) Strip Along With Us… but first, sit in on a wire frame chair and aggressively point at your own cheeks.

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(2) Andy Williams’ ex looking all angelic and innocent. It wouldn’t be long be for she was killing professional skiers.

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(3) That’s quite the enlarged deck of cards.  Either the band Joker was visually impaired, or they needed cards big enough to keep their cover from being x-rated. Still, it looks a bit odd with a big dumb card dangling from her mouth.

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(4) This album from Sounds Nice delivers a chair tour de force.  Did Paul McCartney really name them? Or did he simply say they sounded nice, and they went with it?

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(5) This Mama’s Boys LP is always a favorite – it’s shamelessly tacky in a way that only hard rockin’ bands from the early eighties could deliver.

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(6) I’m confused by what she’s holding.  Is that a folding privacy screen she’s somehow holding on its side? No comprende.

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(7) Holy cow – Serena has a spectacular set of furniture.

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(8) I don’t think this poor girl understands how this chair works.

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(9) For more amazing gals on chairs from yesteryear, check out: Girls on Chairs: 50 Stunning Vintage Images of Seated Ladies

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(11) She doesn’t look like “Pedro Conga”… it’s just as well.  Records sell better when there is a pretty lady on the cover, rather than the actual instrumentalist.  For examples, see Bikinis on Record: 35 Album Cover Beach Girls of the 1960s-1980s

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(13) That would have been awesome if John and Paul had done one last album together and this was the cover.

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(14) Hey, when I said I was going to deliver some vintage obscurities, I meant it.

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(15) A lot like the Claudine Longet album (#2), but with less flowers and less murderers.

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(16) For more Chart Busting Top Hits Girls, see: Chart Busting Babes: 64 Top Hits Cheesecake Album Covers

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(17) If you wonder whether these odd little cheesecake drenched compilation albums were popular, take note that they’re on volume 20.

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(18) I don’t actually know what Italian Disco Trumpet sounds like, but if the cover is any indication, I’m looking forward to hearing it.

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(19) Yes, I know this isn’t an album cover (it’s a single sleeve).  Let’s not get technical.

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(20) Lyda, from the Netherlands.  Side B of this single is “Let’s Concentrate On Feeling Good”…. and I think Lyda is about to do just that.

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(22) “Girls ‘n’ guns” might be a fun album cover theme.   Let me know if you’ve got another suggestion – I’d love to hear it.

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(23)  Album covers featuring the big wicker chair were really a trend back then… who knew?

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(24) Ah, the egg chair.  Stay tuned for a full post on this wonderful piece of furniture from the past.

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(25) Sorry.  Just seeing if you were paying attention.  Here’s four more to make it up to you.  Cheers.

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