Children are so delightful. Aren’t they? Well, not always, no. Sometimes there is nothing creepier than a child. They use mind control, you know. And they can wait for revenge and the chance to unleash unspeakable horror. They have time.
To prove it, here are 30 images of children from the mid-20th Century waiting for their moment to strike. These children are now grandparents, leaders in faith, law and politics. Some are military high-rankers.
Be afraid. But never say you weren’t warned:
Mary-Sue will save the severed hand for last
‘Have another smoke mama. Have two. Have lots. Smoke a lot, mama. Smoke so much you fall ill and rely on me to look after you. Smoke it up, mama. I can wait to be told off and beaten. And so can you,mama…’
The creature from the Pear lagoon
‘Who knew Uncle Eddie’s entrails would taste so good raw?’
‘Hmmm. That red on the knife sure looks good…’
And after he’s shaved his own face, he’s going to save mum and dad. All. Over. In their sleep.
‘Hey, Santa. Did you bring me what I asked for?’
‘Teeth are for poofs’
Quick. Get this kid a smoke
Resistance is futile. It only prolongs the pain. He can wait. He is waiting.
Do not feed after dark.
Knives. Flesh. Skin. Do you see, boys? Do. You. See?
‘Tell us about how the Injuns gve us the recipe for Canada Dry in exchange for smallpox, Buba’
How family-run drugs cartels get started
Eyes on the road, papa. Junior has a light ready for when you need it
And after Poland, Heidi says she’d like to eat Noodles in Amsterdam, Paris, London and all five corners of the Rheich
The old wars were better
The more they get the more they want. Soon they lose their minds and will kill for a hit
The truth? You can’t handle the truth you depraved woman
Mind-control in a glass
‘No, kids, We’ll kill him slowly. And make him suffer’
50 Shades of Whip
And that same question to you when you’re middle-aged, fat and bitter
Still cheaper than a dog
‘Do you like whicker?’
America’s teachers make up with heart what they lack in soul
And that was when mom gave up drinking