1984: The Oral Sex Phone

Before phone sex, there was the sex phone



Phone sex in the 1980s was more obvious than now. And proud to be so. The Oral Sex Phone is all over the internets. And it is a wonderful device.

“Here’s a phone that’s both functional and fabulous. Superbly sculptured by a European artist, it’s masterpiece of lightweight, micro-processor technology. The erotica phone plugs into any wall jack and is fully guaranteed. The quantity is limited so order now. It costs only $69.95 (plus $5 for shipping and handling) to won the ultimate conversation piece.”

Thrill as your kids nestle their cheeks into a plastic bosom and chat to grandma. This one’s a keeper.

Spotter: The Frisky, Gizmodo, Copyranter