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Vintage Sex Instruction Book Ads: No Woman Is Safe

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Old magazines, especially men-only rags, were brimming with advertisements for sex advice books. During the 1950s, it wasn’t easy for a young man to get the know-how he needed to feel confident when that special moment arrived. A guy’s greatest fear was looking like a clueless fool on his wedding night – and with precious little pre-marital opportunity, it was a very real possibility. Thankfully, there were illicit ads in the back of those forbidden girlie magazines which promised him the knowledge and skills needed to confidently deflower his bride.

 

Sex Instruction Book Ads vintage

 

Check out the topic list: “Counsel for the Bewildered Groom”, “Hazards of the First Night”…

 

Sex Instruction Book Ads vintage

Sex Instruction Book Ads vintage

 

“Know what to do on your wedding night to avoid the torturing results of ignorance…”

Okay, but why does the book have “Eugenics” in the title?

 

Sex Instruction Book Ads vintage Sex Instruction Book Ads vintage

Sex Instruction Book Ads vintage

Sex Instruction Book Ads vintage

 

Guys and gals were evidently so clueless, they bought how-to books on kissing! This book “explains and discusses the 23 kinds of kisses”.

 

Sex Instruction Book Ads vintage

Sex Instruction Book Ads vintage

Sex Instruction Book Ads vintage

 

Guys needed help not just in the love making department, but also the love letter department.

 

Sex Instruction Book Ads vintage

 

Mind you, it wasn’t just the men looking for help. There was instruction for the ladies as well…

 

Sex Instruction Book Ads vintage

 

“G’way woman, you bother me!”

 

Sex Instruction Book Ads vintage

Sex Instruction Book Ads vintage

 

Of course, it wasn’t all about learning from scratch to avoid embarrassment. There were those men who just wanted to expand their horizons a bit – namely, the jet-setting swingers, always hot on the trail of a groovy chick.

 

Sex Instruction Book Ads vintage

 

This one, illustrated by Al Ross, actually looks interesting

 

Sex Instruction Book Ads vintage

 

This is my favorite of them all – The Playboy’s Handbook. I would LOVE to have a copy of this.

 

Sex Instruction Book Ads vintage

 

Lest you think the need for instructional aids went bye-bye with the Sexual Revolution, I’ll remind you of the infamous How To Pick Up Girls books….

 

Sex Instruction Book Ads vintage

 

The How To Pick Up Girls series was massively successful, even spawning a record and a stack of sequels. I remember them always being in National Lampoon and dying to get a hold of a copy. Never did.. and I have yet to come across one at a flea market, yard sale, etc. When I do, you can be assured there will be a post forthcoming.

 

Sex Instruction Book Ads vintage

Sex Instruction Book Ads vintage

Sex Instruction Book Ads vintage

How to pick up girls book

 

Along the same lines as the How To Pick Up Girl” series….”The subject of the game is scoring, and the object is a lusty luscious chick!”

 

Sex Instruction Book Ads vintage

Sex Instruction Book Ads vintage

You see – porn is educational!

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  • Freakanatcha

    Great post. RE: Secret Weapon. I didn’t know that wedding champagne can be both “gay” and “tricky.” I learned something.