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5 Sci-Fi Movies That Didn’t Deserve the Mystery Science Theatre 3000 Treatment

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TO the delight of virtually everyone, the late, great Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988 – 1999) seems to be experiencing something of a pop culture resurgence these days.

April 1st  of this year saw former Mystery Science Theater 3000 stars Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy return to top form in National Geographic’s Total Riff-Off, and the cable network Retro TV recently announced that it will begin airing MST-3K reruns starting July 5, 2014.

Among other triumphs, the award-winning Mystery Science Theater 3000 brought attention to some of the world’s most unbelievably bad and obscure movies, like Manos, The Hands of Fate (1966), Red Zone Cuba (1966), Wild World of Batwoman (1966) and Space Mutiny (1988).




Yet the brand of negative, mocking attention that an MST-3K spotlight could bring was also capable of irreparably harming a movie’s reputation, and sending its IMDB scores plummeting.

Over the years, several movies that had — before Mystery Science Theater 3000 — not been considered half-bad, saw their reputations altered forever for the worse after they were included on the program.

With that idea in mind, let’s gaze at five science fiction films featured on Mystery Science Theater 3000 that are much better than their presence on this beloved and legendary “bad movie” series suggests.





1. Phase IV (1974) (MST3K Season 1, Episode 9; January 15, 1989)

This film was the directorial debut of one of cinema’s foremost graphic designers and storyboard artists, Saul Bass.  The film involves a strange “change” in the Earth — perhaps wrought by unseen aliens — that renders the planet’s ant population intelligent and cunning.

Phase IV makes pervasive and remarkable use of close-up natural photography of the ants, courtesy of accomplished photographer Ken Middleham. There is no Hollywood trickery (or CGI…) involved in these amazing, lengthy sequences, simply real ants going about their business with frightening dedication and focus.

One sequence here — wherein an ant attempts to carry back to the Queen a piece of the pesticide that has killed his brethren — proves awe-inspiring both in terms of execution and thematic expression. Exposure to this pesticide chunk is fatal to the warrior ant, but he marches along, as far as he can, nonetheless. When he expires, another soldier ant arrives and continues the journey where he left off. When that ant dies, another ant arrives and continues the journey a step further.

Uninterrupted by human interaction or comment, this march endures until the last ant gets the chunk of poison to the queen, and she very quickly is able to create immunity to the weakened poison in future generations as she lays eggs.  We see here a different brand of intelligence from our own; one that puts the well-being of the community over the well-being of the individual, and that’s one of the movie’s key themes.

Another scene of incredible visualization involves the ants lining up their dead after an attack by humans. They lay the corpses out in rows, belly up…and then stand at a form of attention; as if honoring their dead at a funeral. Again, one can’t help but consider how “human” these ants seem in their apparent capacity to mourn.

Throughout the visually-dazzling Phase IV, Bass determinedly grants the ants and their side in this war as much screen time as the human stars,  and the effect is both startling and unsettling. One starts to wonder which species is altruistic and which is warlike; which species understands love and which species doesn’t.





2.Moon Zero Two (1969) (MST3K Season 2, Episode 10, January 30, 1990)

Though not exactly scintillating in terms of pacing or narrative clarity, Moon Zero Two — which was billed as the first space western — nonetheless adheres well to it thematic point. And that point is simply that no matter what frontier or horizon he broaches, man remains the same animal as he is right here on Earth.  The “dream” that drives his conquest of new territories is not Star Trek-like exploration, but the opportunity to get rich quick.

This very idea of commercialism on the final frontier is diagrammed in the lead character’s existential crisis.  The movie is set just a few decades into the future, and Astronaut Bill Kemp (James Olson) — the first man to set foot on Mars — doesn’t wish to spend the rest of his life ferrying passengers to and fro, so he becomes an independent “pilot for hire” above the moon instead.

In other words, the explorer’s job is done, and now business interests and regulations dominate the arena of space. Kemp will be ousted even from his modest living because the Establishment has deemed his old spaceship unsuitable for safe flight.  In truth, this regulation is actually but an attempt to keep him from staking a claim on anything valuable he might find on the lunar surface, or in orbit.

For all its flaws, Moon Zero Two returns again and again to symbols that directly critique the idea that man — even when he goes to the stars — must take unfettered avarice and greed with him. There’s a board game called “Moonopoly” in evidence, for example, about the divvying up of the natural satellite’s resources, and at one point, the audience learns that a businessman has resorted to murder so he can stake a claim on a jeweled asteroid.

Produced by Hammer Studios, Moon Zero Two boasts some impressive sets, as well some remarkable miniature landscapes and vehicles from the great Les Bowie, an effects artist who contributed also to First Men in the Moon (1964), and Superman: The Movie (1978).  Although it is true that — forty-four years later — Moon Zero Two’s effects appear dated, they were, at the time of their release, state-of-the art.

While it is plainly no 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) — or Journey to the Far Side of the Sun (1969) — for that matter, Moon Zero Two is nonetheless a good-faith attempt to diagram the parameters of a near-Earth “space age,” and comment on man’s unchanging, avaricious nature.





3.Hangar 18 (1980) (MST3K Season 1, Episode 19, March 14, 1989)

Although undeniably a low-budget effort, James Conway’s Hangar 18 reflects with excitement and terror the Zeitgeist of the late 1970s and early 1980s. In other words, this is a science fiction/horror film concerning government conspiracies (like Watergate), the ancient astronauts of Von Daniken’s Chariots of the Gods, and even fears of NASA cover-ups about man’s place in space (like Capricorn One [1978])

A forerunner to The X-Files (1993 – 2002), Hangar 18 depicts the tale of two NASA astronauts, Lou Price (James Hampton) and Captain Steven Bancroft (Gary Collins) who spot a UFO during their shuttle mission.  A third member of their crew dies (in one of the film’s grisliest visuals…) when the alien craft interferes with the launch of a military satellite.

Back on Earth, however, a President seeking re-election would rather blame the astronauts for their comrade’s death than raise the specter of UFO incursions on planet Earth.  When the UFO is captured, however, it promises to reveal secrets not only about space, but about mankind’s very origins…

Today, Hangar 18’s virtues remain as visible as its budgetary deficits.  The film expertly creates a feeling of growing paranoia, and there are at least three “jump scares” that remain highly effective.  Revelations about the aliens’ connection with mankind are also genuinely intriguing.





4. Gorgo (1961) (MST3K Season 10, Episode 9, July 18, 1998)

Mystery Science Theater 3000 actually had film critic Leonard Maltin guest star in this episode of the series, and he confessed to the series stars that he liked Gorgo — a giant monster movie — a lot.  Other critics felt the same way about this British monster movie.

For instance, in A Pictorial History of Science Fiction Films, author Jeff Rovin termed the film “one of the finer efforts of this sort,” and noted that there is “a great feel for British locale in Gorgo…The special effects are superb, and Gorgo is tactfully kept in shadow throughout most of the film, which enhances the mood while making the special effects much less obvious.”

Thematically, Gorgo also demonstrates tremendous fidelity to the spirit of the kaiju films of Toho and Ishiro Honda.  In many Godzilla films, Godzilla himself (or his opponent…) represent the revenge of nature after mankind has egregiously sinned.  Godzilla is “born” of atomic radiation, following testing of A-bombs, for example.  Hedorah in Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster (1972) is nurtured on our pollution.

Here, similarly, Gorgo — a giant lizard creature — is a natural resource exploited mercilessly by mankind.  When the baby Gorgo is ripped from its home waters and taken to London to appear as a circus attraction, Mommy Gorgo comes calling for her abducted child.  And her reign of terror — which includes the destruction of Big Ben — ceases the precise moment she gets her baby back.  In this instance, the theme seems to involve a territory invaded and exploited by man, and nature’s re-assertion of its dominance there.

If you are fan of kaiju cinema, wherein giant monsters substitute for unstoppable natural forces, Gorgo is a respectful British variant on the formula, and a well-made film at that.





5. This Island Earth (1955) (Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie, 1996)

For Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie, a film beloved by generations of science fiction film fans was inexplicably selected for Mike and the Bots:  the big-budget, special effects-laden Universal effort This Island Earth (1955).

This Island Earth revolves around scientists of the 1950s — the dawn of the “push button age” — being recruited by aliens from Metaluna to help in their war against the dreadful Zahgons. The film’s expressive imagery includes intergalactic space travel, and the ruthless bombardment of an alien metropolis.  In terms of sets, visual effects, and pure scope, This Island Earth is hardly the typical “bad” movie fare of MST-3K history (think: Bride of the Monster).

Film scholar Gary Westfahl called This Island Earthso distinctive, so haunting, and so difficult for critics to approach” in his book, Science Fiction, Children’s Literature and Popular Culture: Coming of Age in Fantasyland (2000), and Kenneth Von Gunden and Stuart H. Stock named the film one of the genre’s twenty best in 1982, in Twenty All-Time Great Science Fiction Films.  The authors there opined that This Island Earth was a “rousing success.”

In terms of theme, the 1955 film plays as something like a metaphor for World War II.  The movie’s scientists are essentially Americans recruited to by a benevolent foreign power (representing Europe) during a time of strife.  The destruction of Metaluna is an allegory for Germany’s bombing of London — the Blitz — and the overall message is one of cooperation and involvement over isolation.  If Exeter (Jeff Morrow) had been able to involve the scientists like Cal Meacham (Rex Reason) sooner, his world might have been saved from total ruin.





The great thing about Mystery Science Theater 3000 is that it manages to be incredibly funny even when the movies it skewers are not necessarily that awful.   There’s no sense being precious about this: the point of the series is to have a good laugh about the movies, and MST-3K universally delivers.

But in the case of Phase IV, Moon Zero Two, Hangar 18, Gorgo and This Island Earth, it seems that the creators of the show didn’t really highlight — as the theme song promised —  “the worst” movies the Mads could find, but rather, perhaps, the ones that happened to be available.

After all, the five movies listed above are certainly no Monster a Go-Go (1965)…

  • S.G.B.

    John, like you, I am a fan of MST3K. I agree that these films are above the usual bad films they parody.


    • John Kenneth Muir

      Hi SGB: Thank you for writing! We are both fans of MST-3K — it’s a great show — but some fare is definitely better than others. Phase IV might even be considered a genre masterpiece of its age. Gorgo is a good monster movie. Moon Zero Two tries to be about something more than its space-western canvas indicates, and Hangar 18, is tense little pot-boiler. This Island Earth is an epic that, it seems, might be ripe for a remake…

  • Roman Martel

    Nice breakdown of these films. As you mentioned, these film all have very good points to them, and in most cases aren’t even “bad” movies. But the MST3K format is flexible enough that they can work with just about any type of movie they can get their hands on. In fact, I’d argue that films like these offer more riffing opportunities than some of the really lifeless and dull films they tackled (Monster a Go-go I’m looking at you!).

    I’d also add “Parts: the Clonus Horror” to this list. The story is solid, but a low budget betrays it. I’d also say that “Time Chasers” falls onto this list. It’s a fun time travel flick just limited by a low budget. And finally, “Overdrawn at the Memory Bank” is a solid cyber punk story. I like it’s off kilter feel, and even though Mike and bots complain while riffing on it, the movie is quite a bit of fun. But I have to say that all three of those movies made for great episodes of my favorite puppet show. 🙂

    • John Kenneth Muir


      I concur with your comments. The magic of Mystery Science Theater 3000 is that the writers and performers are so witty that they can comment intelligently and humorously even on very good films. I remember some of their movie specials on the Sci-Fi Channel in the late 1990s, and they riffed brilliantly on the trailers for big films like The Lost World (1997) and Deep Impact (1998). As regular viewers, I think you and I see that their approach works regardless of the quality of the movie. But I think more general audiences just think “oh, it must be a bad movie if these guys take it on…”

      I agree with you about Clonus, too. The film has some problems, but also some suspense and tension, not to mention an inventive plot-line that was later “re-used” (*ahem*) in a 2005 film. I also liked Soultaker on its own, without the riffing…

      Thank you so much for writing!

  • Absolutely about Phase IV, John. Fine list.

    • John Kenneth Muir

      Hi Le0pard13,

      I agree! Phase IV is actually a pretty brilliant film in terms of its unconventional visuals, and theme about individuality vs. community. It is really an unsung jewel of 1970s sci-fi cinema…

      Thanks for commenting!

      • nevilleross

        I want to see a remake of Phase IV, and I want the role of Kendra to be cast with an actual teenager.

  • David Hirsch

    I had really high expectations when they announced they were doing “Gorgo” and Leonard Maltin was involved only to realize they had failed to make anything funny about it. There have been several behind-the-scenes pieces on how they pick out the perfect movie to make fun of, pity they didn’t follow their own rules.

    • John Kenneth Muir

      Hi David,

      I don’t think the “Gorgo” show is a real MST-3K highlight, either. The movie is entertaining and well-made, and the riffs generally don’t resonate, at least not the way they do in a really great show, like “Manos” or “Space Mutiny.” I don’t have a problem in general with the Sci-Fi Channel years, but some of the shows in that span don’t hold up quite as well today, it seems. “Gorgo” is an example. On the other hand, that span did give us “Werewolf,” which is something of a classic MST…

  • Tammy Lacroix

    there is a serious problem with MST3000 similar to that of ted turner’s ill-advised “colorization campaign” in that they both acquired the rights to the original films and then altered them… then they make the unadulterated originals unavailable from there on in. I have no problem with someone altering an original artform, but when that alteration virtually obliterates any access to the unadulterated form I get a little angry. Frankly MST3000 adds nothing good, new or special to these quaint and historical artefacts, in fact their treatment resembles a naughty 10 year old making fart noises in the back of a darkened theater in effect ruining the experience for any serious viewer present. seriously, they bring nothing of value to the experience of these films, and their sarcastic and annoying defacement of them is neither imaginative, nor original. America eats it up anyway. go figure.

    • nevilleross

      A better TV show similar to this was Space Bar, which aired on the Canadian cable channel Space: The Imagination Station, and which had a cast of characters, but unlike MST3K, didn’t make fun of the movies by insulting them when they were running-they just showed them instead Imagine that; no mockery even if the film wasn’t great.

  • Lacey W

    Are you freaking kidding me????!!!!???

    I will grant you that Phase IV and Gorgo are not on the same level as Robot Monster and Monster A-Go-Go, but neither are they the Gone With The Wind of their time. Their flaws, intentional or otherwise, make them then perfect fodder for a show that lampoons bad movies. Gorgo was an embarrassing attempt to cash in on the Godzilla crazy that Japan did so well. Phase IV degenerated into the stereotypical “nature rising up against the bad humanity” that was so prevalent in the 1970s. Ham fisted on both counts.

    MST3K did what they did with the movies they could get. Some were obviously “bad, others so bad they are fun to watch and others took on a mantel of self importance they reminded us of the Emperor’s New Clothes. AND from day one they have had to endure the hypocritical jabs of “critics” like yourself. “It is great that you go after those guys. Just never, ever, touch MY favorites.”

    This list has some of the best examples of Best Brain’s work. Proof that budgets do not deliver classics. In each case you are just looking at what the film SHOULD have been and not what the final piece was. Moon Zero Two went so far as to feature cowgirl dancers in the “space bar,” and villains out of cheap spy novels. Hangar 18 had no originality even for its time. Every character was stock even for 1980. You knew the whole plot within five minutes. And This Island Earth, while a classic, has a “hero” who can’t seem to do anything but react to the situations in front of him. He is the set dressing they usually reserve for Megan Fox.

    As for the “edited for television” argument, that is the cost of doing business. You have a show and an allotted time limit. This goes back to the dawn of television, though I don’t know why cable TV continues it. Watch the beginning of almost any TNT or FX movie. “Edited for time allotment and content” is the standard face card. Most of the movies show on MST3K were lost to the dustbins of local stations, swept away when the FCC deregulated station ownership. Many had not been seen in years though they once ruled the Saturday afternoon airways. Ask you kids if they know the names today in an era when B&W films are like Beansprouts at the dinner table.

    Like any good satire, you have to remember that YOUR sacred cows can be lanced just as much as mine can. You have to be willing to accept that or ban the whole practice all together.

  • Beckoning Chasm

    I’d probably add “The Crawling Eye” to the list. And “Bloodlust” isn’t that bad of a film. In fairness, in both cases the MST3K crew seem to realize this; I found the jokes in both episodes to be pretty weak. But taste is taste.

  • Mack Bonham

    “… seriously, they bring nothing of value to the experience of these
    films, and their sarcastic and annoying defacement of them is neither
    imaginative, nor original”

    To say that yours is the minority opinion is, to say the least, an understatement.

    The vast, overwhelming majority of MST3K subjects are unwatchable without Mike, Joel and the ‘bots. If you seriously think that “Manos:the Hand of Fate”, “Catalina Caper” or “Space Mutiny” represent art that has been defaced or films to be “experienced” then you have to either be related to the director or a raving lunatic.