The Sixteen Pleasures: The Vatican’s 16th Century Sex Guide

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I Modi (The Ways) is best known as The Sixteen Pleasures, an illustrated sex guide published by Marcantonio Raimondi in 1524. Based on paintings by Giulio Romano, The Sixteen Pleasures carries the proud boast of being the first work of pornography banned by the Catholic church. For his gross indecency, Raimondi was imprisoned by Pope Clement VII. All copies of the book were destroyed. Romano got away with it. And so began a long debate whether art and porn can ever be the same thing?

Lynne Lawner writes: “In 1523 Giulio Romano began the decoration of the Sala di Costantino in the Vatican. It is said that in a moment of anger at Clement VII for a tardy payment, Giulio drew the sixteen postures on the walls of that unlikely place.” Romano never was sanctioned for his nudes and erotic graffiti. Well, what goes on in private among the enlightened and divine is one thing; what the public sees they’re into is quite another.

Pietro Aretino was aroused by this curious case of private and public mores. “After I arranged for Pope Clement to release Raimondi,” he wrote, “I desired to see those pictures which has caused the [Vatican] to cry out that their creators should be crucified.” Aretino thought the illustrations needed a few words, so he composed a sonnet for each woodcut. He also successfully fought to have Raimondi released from prison. In 1527, I Modi and Aretino’s sonnets appeared in a new collaborative work. “Come view this you who like to fuck,” wrote Aretino, “without being disturbed in that sweet enterprise.” Predictably, the Pope banned this second book and destroyed every copy. (Although the British Museum has a few tatty extracts, such as the one above.)

 

 

In 1798, The Sixteen Pleasures reappeared as the French title L’Arétin d’Augustin Carrache ou Recueil de Postures Érotiques, d’Après les Gravures à l’Eau-Forte par cet Artiste Célèbre, Avec le Texte Explicatif des Sujets. With most of the original mucky pictures lost (or maybe just locked away in the Vatican?), this book featured illustrations based on engravings by painter Agostini Carracci. These are the images you see below.

 

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Venus rides in

 

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Husband and wife Paris and Oenone

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Angelique and Medor—two characters from the opera ‘Roland’—perform the ‘reverse cowgirl,’

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The Satyr and the Nymph try out the missionary position.

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Julia and a chap do the reverse cowgirl.

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Hercules using his strength to support Deianira in a standing missionary position.

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Mars and Venus—cowgirl, woman on top.

 

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The Cult of Priapus: two satyrs perform more missionary positions.

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Antony and Cleopatra and the ‘side-by-side missionary.’

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Bacchus and Ariadne go for the doggy style ‘wheelbarrow.’

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Polyenos and Chryseis.

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Jupiter and Juno the standing, kneeling missionary.

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The Roman Emperor Claudius’ wife Messalina being pleasured in a brothel.

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Achilles finding a new weak spot with Briseis.

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More missionary from ‘The Art of Love’ poet Ovid and ‘Corinna.’

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Queen of Carthage Dido being felt up by Aeneas.

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Statesman Alcibiades and girlfriend Glycera and the missionary position.

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Epimetheus and Pandora’s box

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