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Dystopia on Tape: Post-Apocalyptic VHS Cover Art

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The VHS era was big into  post-apocalyptic movies (ex. Mad Max, Escape from New York), and the low budget studios were only too quick to follow suite…. on the cheap.  Here, for your viewing dystopian pleasure is a cover gallery of dismal futures captured on videotape.

 

Equalizer2000

Is this the greatest movie illustration ever created?  Explosions, a big-ass gun, a super hot chick, car crashes….. it’s tough to think of one better. Yentl, this is not.

 

SavageStreets

Linda Blair was in some of my favorite low budget movies of the late-seventies and eighties: Chained Heat, Hell Night, Grotesque, Roller Boogie…. the list goes on.

 

Metalstorm_UK

I actually saw this in the theater. If memory serves, it was in 3-D. It came out around the same time as Space Hunter, a very similar 3-D film starring Molly Ringwald (which I also saw at the theater).

 

Necropolis

“Blondinen slår till i New York… Sexig, hänsynslös och läderklädd…”

Translation: “The Blonde strikes in New York… Sexy, ruthless and dressed in leather…”

 

 

LandOfDoom

The intent of these films is to portray a dark and desolate world, ravaged by violence and anarchy.  Yet, with all the cool vehicles, awesome heavy-metal duds and sexy post-apocalyptic ladies, it actually seems kind of nice.

 

MutantHunt_Dansk

The way that mutant is stepping on that poor woman’s ankle.  Ouch.

 

ExterminatorsOfTheYear3000_AU

Blodigt Allvar is Grotesque (1988).  Yeah, I know.  There’s an abundance of Swedish covers in the mix.  Don’t ask.

 

America3000_UK

What in God’s name? There’s a friggin’ Sasquatch with a boom box! It’s like the year 3000 version of Breakin’ or DC Cab.

 

2020FreedomFighters_UK

After the fall of mankind, all the ugly people will die.  Only the hunks and busty beauties shall remain.

 

Aftermath

 

WARRIORS-OF-THE-APOVALYPSE(vhs wasteland)front

$_57 (2)

The downside to the post-apocalyptic future isn’t so much the raping and murdering as it is the fact that it’ll populated with guys like Roddy Piper and Don Johnson.

 

RollerBlade_US

After The Collapse, and the world lies in ruin, humans shall rise again…. on rollerskates.

  • michaeldare

    You’re not doing us any favor by making them too big to fit the screen.

  • MunDane68

    Megaforce was not a dystopian future vision. It was more skin tight spandex on a International GI Joe force made up of stereotypes. With Henry Silva chomping scenery, Edward Mulhare being Oh, So British and an ensemble cast with names like Ace Hunter, Ben Sixkiller, A Russian guy named Ivan, a Japanese guy named Suki, and a Spaniard named Lopez

    • I haven’t seen Megaforce, but I think you may have just described the greatest film of all time.

      • MunDane68

        The spandex on the guys is literally so tight you can tell that Barry Bostwick shifts to the right. The acting is really, really bad. The dialogue is straight from old Saturday morning cartoons. But stuff gets blowed up real good.

        And you know, even today, I still like it.