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Toys: in 1992, Barbie’s sister Judith gave birth to a spring-loaded baby

By on 2 May 2013 | comments 0

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“IF only childbirth were that easy! Vintage mommy-to-be doll has spring-loaded baby and belly that is INSTANTLY flat afterwards,” reports Margo Peppers for the Daily Mail.

Good to see the Mail supporting single mums. ‘Judith’ Barbie is, of course, unmarried. And Ken, has no penis. The 1992 baby was a result of Barbie’s lesbian relationship with Sindy. The sperm was harvested from one of these swine. (Any similarities to Victoria Beckham are entirely coincidental.)

(Nowadays Barbie’s tum-tum has no room for a baby.)

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