Porn Fashions: Obscenely Tasteless Apparel from 1980s Adult Magazines

A few years back we introduced you to porn fashions. Well, that was so much fun, I thought it was high time we go for another round.  I have done the dirty work for you, slaving away poring through stacks of sleazy adult magazines to bring you more porn fashions – specifically from the 1980s (and a few from the early 90s). It was a tough job, but somebody had to do it. You’re welcome.

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Is this what these girls are wearing to go fishing?  However, I respect that the girl on the left has an outfit that matches her pole.

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This guy’s jacket… his pants… I suppose it was alright for it’s day, but it’s a goddamn eyesore to look at now.

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Billy Joel’s 32nd Street album.  They clearly have good taste in music… in fashion, not so much.

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(Rubbing eyes) What the – is this girl wearing?  That belt.. words fail me.

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I love it.  Female porn fashions were just one sleazy step away from being superhero costumes.

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I agree.  This is likely the creepiest thing you’re going to see this week.  But her outfit, his sweater – it had to be shared.

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The white socks with black loafers may have worked for Michael Jackson, but not for anyone else on the planet.

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Her outfit should be what shows up when you search for “porn fashions”.

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(L) Eighties porn fashions could be so insanely gaudy (animal print with huge yellow plastic accessories), yet, for some reason, I love it. (2) And some things you just can unsee.

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If I knock on a door and these two guys answer, I’m running in the opposite direction until I can run no more.

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Do you see what this man is wearing?  Do you see this? Words fail me.

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What is this girl wearing?  As I said before, 1980s porn starlet wardrobes weren’t that far off from being superhero costumes.

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Let’s not lose sight that, although porn wardrobes pushed the envelope of tackiness, eighties fashions could be quite tacky in their own right.

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Check her outfit out.  Another eighties porn superhero with the power to (fill in the blank).

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His mullet and her acid-washed miniskirt are a match made in porn heaven.

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Another eighties porn superhero.  What’s with the creepy doll they’re standing underneath?

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Is this how people dressed in the workplace during the eighties?  Don’t answer that.  I want to believe it’s true.

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Don’t go in there, girlfriend.  Don’t do it!

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Just wow.  What can I possibly say about this girl’s outfit? While I try and think of the words, we’ll take a break and call it a day.  Until next time.